Pre-K Convo

boy: Thanks Ms. Lauren for helping me color. Do you want to have a sleep over at my house tonight?

me: Sorry, I can't.

girl: She can't, she's too big to fit in those beds.

boy: Well my dad has a really big bed you could fit in.

me: (ew) I have to go home to my husband.

boy: You have a husband?!

girl: She has a husband, she's like 90.




I'm glad my kids think so highly of me.